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Everyone all around the world is waiting for the Happy new year 2016 to welcome and celebrate it in a happy manner. I'm waiting for new year 2016 to reach you via SMS, Wishes, Images etc related to new year 2016. I Already added many posts regarding new year wishes 2016, new year quotes 2016, new year images 2016. In this post i'm going to write about the best happy new year 2016 jokes exclusively for our blog visitors.. hope you will really enjoy reading these jokes and share it with your well wishers. So are you people ready for this jokes? Yeah here we goooo..

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Happy New Year 2016 Jokes

It’s New Year and time do something for our health. So please join me in taking this pledge:
No.1. I will walk to the pub (Exercise)
No.2. I will put Lime in my Vodka (Vitamin C)
No.3. I will have vegetables in my Bloody Mary (Veggies)
No.4. I will drink out on the patio (Fresh Air)
No.5. I will tell raunchy jokes and laugh(Eliminate Stress)
No.6. I will pass out (Rest)!


Father to a boy: I don’t want to see
My daughter with a donkey for all life
Boy: that’s why I want to get marry with her this year
for next new year’s celebrations

Many people await new years day, to make a new start to their old habits. I wish you otherwise, Happy New Year 2016.



I would say happy new year 2016 but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. ~ Robert Clark

So i hope you all loved reading this article. right? thanks if you and thanks if you not too because you visited our blog! Have a happy new year 2016.




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